2nd weird thing

I am a human flotation device. However I'm not colour-coded in the safety colours of red, yellow or orange (unless I am sunburnt). I'm one of those people who can read a book while floating in the pool. I can recline on my side whilst floating. I'm of those people who does not sink in the water even though I am not moving at all. Treading water? Who needs it.

Sadly this also means that I cannot be a scuba diver. I tried once. I had to wear the most massive weight belt. I could not rise to the surface even when I wanted to. Which caused me to panic. Panicking+ Scuba Diving = no good. Money > drain.

Apparently it's all got to do with the distribution of air between my fat cells. I am fat by the way, but this is irrelevant. Apparently I also have a lot of air between my fat. yay.

I've just done a google-search on this, and obviously didn't type in a very good search specification. The nett result of my search is that I would really like to try a flotation tank. This is completely beside the point. I am seriously considering writing a post on my short attention span. Perhaps this will be the third weird thing about me.